Today was the first time I ever realized Sonic has been lying to all America since 2009. Not a trivial white lie. I'm talking Clinton/Lewinsky, Trojan Horse kinda lie. Ok, maybe not that intense, but I sure do feel scammed.
Nothing makes me #happier than to get out class during the 2-4pm hours of the day to make it to Sonic for Happy Hour. I mean seriously, who can beat a cherry limade filled with the best ice on this side of the Milky Way at half price? That's right, no one!!
Today in particular, I inched my way into the drive-in, being very careful to leave the perfect amount of distance for my arm to stretch out to press the tiny red button. I glance at the menu and there it was....THE LIE!! Sticking out like eyes on a Graves patient.
"1/2 Price Drinks + Slushes. Happy Hour. Every day 2-4pm"
Now I wasnt a mathematics major nor do I like to calculate anything in which I cant use a calculator, but last time I checked, 2-4pm IS 2 HOURS!!!! PLURAL!!!!
How could they do this to thirsty America? Phrase our ability to get drink happy for 1 hour, when it's really 2? Shame on Sonic and their marketing department. Actually, more like shame on me that I just now realized this. In all my trips to Happy Hour, you would think I would have picked up on it before now. Either way, go get happy on a 1/2 priced drink at Sonic tomorrow....during Happy HourSSSSSS.
xoxokc
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